Mooseburger

Slang for cunnilingus.

I was watching the lesbians eating mooseburger.

by badDiplomat October 25, 2008

mouseburger

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

moose burger

a womans vagina, originating from alaska. Preferably a woman who hasnt shaved down there in 10 years

1)having lived in the frigid alaskan climates, Sarah Palin has a enormous moose burger
2) Cindy McCain ate Sarah Palin's moose buger.

by R 2 DO ME December 31, 2008

mooburger

its what a 'hamburger' should really be called, because hambugers lie to you because they aren't made of ham (pork) they are made from beef. DUH.

last night i went and ate a mooburger with my nazi 4th period teacher and her brothers sisters bestfrieds boyfriends uncles aunts mothers sons friend who happened to be from germany making her a nazi. kay?

by omfgits_leah February 16, 2006

looseburger

Someone who is not particular about who they have sex with.

Katy: I can't believe she slept with him!
Pat: That bitch is a looseburger.

by PatK October 4, 2007

Moose Burger

This is a sex position for a menage a trois. You need two fatties and a one thin person. The thin person leaps between the two fatties having 69 and get sandwiched causing shortness of breath.

We sure moose burgered the shit out of that little fucker Jonny. Jonny learned his lesson after entering his parents bedroom after his bed time.

Man found dead after getting caught up in a moose burger with Queen Latifah and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

by Surviver March 11, 2010

Moosebutterflies

A name given to any crazy, annoying, internet stalker.

The moosebutterflies has struck again, she has found the new myspace I made!

by That dude with the hot chick January 26, 2009