MoopBurns 

The permanent retinal burns that occur when you walk in on your mom pooping

Laurie!! What happened to your eyes? I got moopburns Bro…

MoopBurns by Boilerbrad February 2, 2023

Moopuns disease 

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

Moopuns disease by shelbsy April 14, 2021

Moonburn 

When a person falls asleep outside by accident as a result of too much alcohol

I am not sure what happened at Daniels party, I woke up with a Moonburn.

Moonburn by Beastermob August 15, 2010

Moonburn 

1. When a person gets sunburnt from the moon. This occurs when the sun's rays are reflected off the moon, back to earth, and this burns said person. This most commonly occurs to albinos at night time when they forget to wear sunscreen.

2. When a person flashes you their ass and the image burns on to your retina.

Anne: I got moonburn again last night!

Moonburn by mambo555 October 16, 2013

Moourns 

a word used by a farbod thats extremely faggish.

Michael Jordan says "moourn."

Moourns by shaft March 28, 2004

Moonburn 

The result of staying out in the moonlight too long. Effects may include feelings of awe, inspiration, insight or realization, and becoming a better person. Contraindications: being with other people.

I got baked, fried, and then severely moonburned last night. I'm so friggin' happy.

Moonburn by BigLud January 23, 2021