9 definitions by BigLud
A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.
I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.
by BigLud July 19, 2014
This is when you are ice skating nude and you hit a perfect triple axle. Either while jumping up or during the post-landing spin, you pinch one off. The centrifugal force on your turd pulls it flying out at a force to be reckoned with.
by BigLud July 20, 2014
The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
by BigLud June 28, 2019
Hold on Jerry, I need to take a peepshke.
Anyone need to take a peepshke? This is the last restroom for 30 miles.
Anyone need to take a peepshke? This is the last restroom for 30 miles.
by BigLud June 28, 2019
The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.
We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.
by BigLud July 1, 2019
A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.
by BigLud May 23, 2014