Definitions by BigLud

Moonburn 

The result of staying out in the moonlight too long. Effects may include feelings of awe, inspiration, insight or realization, and becoming a better person. Contraindications: being with other people.

I got baked, fried, and then severely moonburned last night. I'm so friggin' happy.

Moonburn by BigLud January 23, 2021

anal mole 

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

anal mole by BigLud October 20, 2019

cosmic phishing 

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

cosmic phishing by BigLud July 1, 2019

peepshke 

A quick piss (urine stop)

Hold on Jerry, I need to take a peepshke.

Anyone need to take a peepshke? This is the last restroom for 30 miles.

peepshke by BigLud June 28, 2019

poopoof 

Poop that is “poofed” or explosively projected against a wall, thrown out with flatulent force.

“Ew, someone poopoofed on that wall. Welcome to San Francisco.”

poopoof by BigLud June 28, 2019

shatapult 

This is when you are ice skating nude and you hit a perfect triple axle. Either while jumping up or during the post-landing spin, you pinch one off. The centrifugal force on your turd pulls it flying out at a force to be reckoned with.

I will shatapult on you.

shatapult by BigLud July 20, 2014

a tear of disappointment 

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

a tear of disappointment by BigLud July 19, 2014