Moonflask

An awesometasticul kick ass girl that loves warriors vampires and mermaids loves Wetpaint and is always thinking about others

GO TO WETPAINT AND BEFRIEND MOONFLASK

by Moonflask February 5, 2010

Moonglasses

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.

He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH

by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.

I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.

by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Moonblast

When a girl suddenly flashes you with the image of her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, what's wrong?

Guy 2: I just got moonblasted by Jessica.

Guy 1: WHAT? You lucky bastard!

by MasterBison April 16, 2017

Moonlaker

A poor white person who is addicted to meth and lives in a trailer. Resides in the city of New Port Nowhere, Florida

"Is she a Moonlaker?"
"Obviously. She smells like cigarettes and hadn't showered in a week.'

by lampcactus666 April 23, 2016

moonblast

When a bloke shoots his load all over your face.

And then he moonblasted all over my face

by cptfantatsico November 25, 2016