Moonblast

When a girl suddenly flashes you with the image of her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, what's wrong?

Guy 2: I just got moonblasted by Jessica.

Guy 1: WHAT? You lucky bastard!

Moonblast by MasterBison April 16, 2017

moonblast

When a bloke shoots his load all over your face.

And then he moonblasted all over my face

moonblast by cptfantatsico November 25, 2016

moonbat fucko 

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

moonbat fucko by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021

Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.

Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.

Moonbase Alpha by TheDailyFail May 9, 2011

moonbait 

1) An attractive girl's butt;
2) Picture of an attractrive girl showing her ass, either nude or partially nude, as opposed to boob bait;
3) Example of jailbait that is especially attractive because of her well-formed behind.

Look at that lil' ass! She's definitely some good moonbait! I wonder, though, what her boobies look like.

moonbait by DimiT April 6, 2010

moonbathing 

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

moonbathing by cisi September 5, 2006