empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

moonbat fucko by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

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Moonlester

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021

Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.

Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.

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moonbait

1) An attractive girl's butt;
2) Picture of an attractrive girl showing her ass, either nude or partially nude, as opposed to boob bait;
3) Example of jailbait that is especially attractive because of her well-formed behind.

Look at that lil' ass! She's definitely some good moonbait! I wonder, though, what her boobies look like.

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moonbathing

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

moonbathing by cisi September 5, 2006

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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