Moon water

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .

Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!

by Justthatdude August 8, 2021

watery moon

The Shakespeare's way of saying vagina

Can thy hit thee watery moon?

by bigdunc2 February 26, 2017

Moonwater

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.

It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.

by Tacobar March 19, 2010

Moonwater

Moon water is a combination of 1/3 semen 2/3 piss

Dude i saw a cup of moonwater at johhny's it looked like yellow sperm...

by shrimpjuice July 9, 2011