Moomy

A childfree insult for a female breeder. Sometimes "Moomie," or "Moo" for short. So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.

That stupid Moomy was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

Moomy

A word to describe a strange man, normally a posh term

Are you sure you want to trust him, he seems like a Moomy

by Mr. Mr. Cold Capybara (Lemo) September 10, 2022

Momylation

1. The process of impregnating a female; thereby transforming her into a mom (mother). Often used casually in reference to copulation, the formal definition includes the entire process of intercourse, fertilization, gestation, and birth.

2. The protection of an alcohol with a methoxymethyl acetal group. The momylated alcohol is stable to most conditions, notable exceptions including acidic media and a few oxidizing/reducing agents.

Dude when it comes to momylation, Doug is the master. He momylated his wife, two primary alcohols, and a phenol all in one week.

by Big Diggity April 15, 2015

meemee moomoo

It's a state of mind and lifestyle

Also said when starting a conversation

When joining a chat you say: meemee moomoo

*ryan joins chat*

Julia: Hi Ryan
Yolis: Hello Ryan
Ryan: meemee moomoo

by YOLKS December 28, 2022

Moody Time

The act of only having participating in anal intercourse.

"Hey are going out with Mikey again tonight?"

"Ya his anal was pretty nice, but he wouldn't do anything else."

"Well hope you enjoy some more moody time tonight."

by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

Froggy Mommy

When being called this it indicates for your hand in marriage.

Would you like to be my Froggy Mommy?

by Soon2bee April 21, 2023

Mommy kink

Sexual/romantic attraction for women who care for you, protect you, and nurture you, and love you unconditionally. Sometimes she may baby you, but you're nuts for that shit. You just love it when she holds you when you're scared of the dark, and when she caresses your hair and your cheeks followed by a kiss on the forehead as she pulls you into her warm, loving arms, giving you a mouthful of her wonderful boobies. Even a simple hug from her makes everything better; you're safe from anything that could ever hurt you.

Omg! I hate it when my gf mommies me, I'm not five damnit! GOD
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?

by Melodramatic909 September 20, 2017