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"mooda"

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mooda by Owen<33 August 28, 2021
The guy that you meet at work that catches your attention. He's bouncing off the walls with high amounts of energy aint nobody keeping up. He's the "hardest worker in the whole world", a shoulder to cry on, the guy you can always rely on to get the job done; exceeding all expectation. He's sooooo fine even if you're only attracted to a certain look or certain type you cant help but get weak in the knees for Mooda. Mooda has curly beautiful hair that you've never seen on anybody GUARANTEED. Nice ass body but doesnt even work out, just naturally like that, long muscular legs, cut ass jawline with amazing cheekbones. THE cutest smile you will ever see. The cleanest, most hygienic guy ever. Doesnt need gum or mint cause his breath NEVER stinks. Ladies love him cause he's hella strong and lifts you like a piece of paper, if you think you're heavy in anyway shape or form he makes you feel like a tiny girl, fling you over his shoulder, carry you with one arm.. all that. The ultimate babeeee. He's the funniest guy you'll ever meet and even in your older years he'll definitely make you feel like the prettiest girl in the world, still flirt with you, and your best friend before anything else. A guy that will always take care of you no matter what and will do anything to make you happy. He aint no punk so let's get that straight he'll beat you down if you think you can tell him what to do. But to his girl and his family and the few he truly loves, he'll give you the world.
Person1: Who is that guy?
Person2: He's mooda bro
Mooda by Daddy Kandy August 27, 2021

mooda fooka 

A Jamaicans way of saying mother fucker
Yo man this weed is good! Go fuck your self you little white mooda fooka!
mooda fooka by lil jon March 28, 2004

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
Modafinil by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.
'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'
Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013