A mooelcher is a combination moocher (someone who is continously sponging and living off friends) and welcher (someone who routinely reneges on debts, especially debts owed on bets or wagers they just lost).

Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"

George rescheduled that dinner he owes us again. And then he hit me up for a cigarette even though he 'quit' smoking. What a moooooelcher!

The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!

Mooelcher by Ivan Drakic June 20, 2009

Related Words

Moocel • Mooselini • Mooielicious • mooseltoe • morcels • momcel • mooselamb • Mooseland • mooselim • mooselimb

Mooselimb

An phonetic spelling of Muslim. Taken from the way English-speaking Arabs pronounce "Muslim", i.e. "Mooselimb"

Our Mooselimb brothers and sisters in Iran are peace loving

Mooselimb by liberconservative July 4, 2008

moodel

a plus-sized model. an overweight or obese fashion model, usually around a size 16-18, rather than the supermodel standard size 0.

liv tyler is a moodel.

moodel by JoviJava August 3, 2007

Mooselflies

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.

Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.

Mooselflies by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009

momcel

A woman who is involuntarily celibate on account of being a mother, especially a single mother.

“I was going to have sex with Chad but he decided against it when I told him about my kids. I’m such a momcel!”

momcel by Placus Septimus January 15, 2023

Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

Mooselini by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026