monzoed

to get anally raped by position of authority for no good reason

Bob: Hey george why so sad?
George: man I just got monzoed by the president
Bob: that sucks

by philfromphilly March 5, 2007

Monzo

A defensive maneuver were you bear hug the opponent then headbutt them usually resulting in breaking their nose

Man he is gonna monzo his ass

by Zach82798 November 19, 2021

Monzo

A rich London twat giving a blow job

Pay for dinner and I'll monzo you

by Monzo king September 27, 2019

Monzo

A very white irish man with a huge dick that dangles when he plays hockey.

Damn did you see Monzo?

by fawty June 3, 2014

monzo stick

Short for mozzarella sticks

Olive Garden monzo sticks are the best.

by starvingsamosa August 5, 2019

timothy monzo

cool kid funny cute and awesome

timothy monzo is a good kid to hang around with

by cool kid 21 July 22, 2016