monzoed

to get anally raped by position of authority for no good reason

Bob: Hey george why so sad?
George: man I just got monzoed by the president
Bob: that sucks

by philfromphilly March 5, 2007

mongoed

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

Monroed

The act of totally screwing thing up.

Man he monroed it all up

by TotalMail June 18, 2013

Monroed

It's when you click on something and instead you find a picture of President James Monroe

I clicked on a Lion King video expecting to see Lion King, but then I got monroed

by 8bitdude May 17, 2018

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018