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Monuesday 

Returning to work on Tuesday after having Monday off for a holiday.
Lisa: Man this day is going to drag on forever.
Nikki: Yea, I know having Monday off was great!
Tammy: Screw that...Monuesday's really suck ass!!
Monuesday by Pseu Smith July 30, 2009
Words you can keep
Monuesday /ˌmʌnˈu zdeɪ/ noun (informal)

A playful portmanteau of Monday and Tuesday, used to describe the challenging transition when Monday is a holiday, resulting in a Tuesday that carries the double workload of both days. It highlights the feeling that the early days of the week have blended together in intensity and mood, while acknowledging the positive trade-off of a four-day workweek.

In the United States, several holidays are governed by the Uniform Monday Holiday Act, which was specifically designed to ensure workers get three-day weekends (and, by extension, the inevitable Monuesday) including: Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Washington’s Birthday (Presidents' Day), Memorial Day, Labor Day, and Columbus Day (Indigenous Peoples' Day).
"Brent walked into the office looking like he’d run a marathon, muttering that he wasn't quite prepared for the Monuesday inbox explosion."

"Scott decided to skip the morning meeting, joking that his brain was still stuck on Sunday and wasn't ready to process a high-speed Monuesday."
Monuesday by Clever-Columbus February 2, 2026
The Tuesday following a holiday Monday. Feels like Monday, but is actually a Tuesday. Can totally fuck your week up and cause you to miss meetings and piss off your friends.
I missed an appointment today because my subconscious was convinced it was Monday, when it was actually Muesday.
Muesday by niftydog January 28, 2008

montuesday 

when someone does not have school on a monday the following tuesday is a monday + a tuesday or a montuesday
the student called the tuesday following his day off a montuesday
montuesday by cchs_stud1 December 2, 2010

Case of the Muesdays 

After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.
I have a case of the Muesdays. I need a nap. Or a muffin.
Word of the Day on September 2, 2014
1. The day of the week that falls between Monday, and Wednesday. It is used as a replacement for Tuesday.

2. An excuse for making a stupid mistake.
1. "Oh man! its only Monsday tomorrow!"

2. person 1- "I just gave a customer change for $100 and he only gave me $20.

person 2- "Thats such a Monsday moment!"
Monsday by Mike311 December 16, 2006

MoTuesday 

A conglomeration of Monday and Tuesday to make up for Monday being a bore on Tuesday after such events as a commercial holiday landing on Monday
Happy MoTuesday!!!
Monday sucked so bad from the long holiday weekend I'm taking it back on Tuesday
MoTuesday by inkblottester#1 September 5, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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