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Monuesday 

Returning to work on Tuesday after having Monday off for a holiday.
Lisa: Man this day is going to drag on forever.
Nikki: Yea, I know having Monday off was great!
Tammy: Screw that...Monuesday's really suck ass!!
Monuesday by Pseu Smith July 30, 2009
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MoTuesday 

A conglomeration of Monday and Tuesday to make up for Monday being a bore on Tuesday after such events as a commercial holiday landing on Monday
Happy MoTuesday!!!
Monday sucked so bad from the long holiday weekend I'm taking it back on Tuesday
MoTuesday by inkblottester#1 September 5, 2012
Monuesday /ˌmʌnˈu zdeɪ/ noun (informal)

A playful portmanteau of Monday and Tuesday, used to describe the challenging transition when Monday is a holiday, resulting in a Tuesday that carries the double workload of both days. It highlights the feeling that the early days of the week have blended together in intensity and mood, while acknowledging the positive trade-off of a four-day workweek.

In the United States, several holidays are governed by the Uniform Monday Holiday Act, which was specifically designed to ensure workers get three-day weekends (and, by extension, the inevitable Monuesday) including: Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Washington’s Birthday (Presidents' Day), Memorial Day, Labor Day, and Columbus Day (Indigenous Peoples' Day).
"Brent walked into the office looking like he’d run a marathon, muttering that he wasn't quite prepared for the Monuesday inbox explosion."

"Scott decided to skip the morning meeting, joking that his brain was still stuck on Sunday and wasn't ready to process a high-speed Monuesday."
Monuesday by Clever-Columbus February 2, 2026
When you go to McDonald's on Tuesday at 3 AM , show this to Mcdonals and u get 50% free:>
Laura, we need to do McTuesday, I don't want to wait another week!
McTuesday by IMHEREFORFUN__ November 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026