Muesday

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The Tuesday following a holiday Monday. Feels like Monday, but is actually a Tuesday. Can totally fuck your week up and cause you to miss meetings and piss off your friends.

I missed an appointment today because my subconscious was convinced it was Monday, when it was actually Muesday.

Muesday by niftydog January 28, 2008

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Muesday

A Tuesday that feels like a Monday, typically after a Monday holiday, such that you overlook events scheduled for Tuesday.

Dang, sorry I missed the review, thought it was Monday being Muesday and all.

Muesday by HookedOnDiscGolf September 6, 2018

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Muesday • Case of the Muesdays • Mursday

Muesday

The Tuesday after a Monday holiday that everyone dreads.

Muesday is the worst day of the week.

Muesday by Ickyv September 6, 2023

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Case of the Muesdays

After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.

I have a case of the Muesdays. I need a nap. Or a muffin.

Case of the Muesdays by Wafsnipes23 May 27, 2014

Word of the Day on September 2, 2014

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Mursday

A day of the week which appears only when something happens that usually would never happen such as a blackhole, division by zero, learning to carry pineapples with your mind, etc. Mursdays have never appeared in the history of mankind.

When that loser Ebert finally got laid, everyone thought that the next day had to be Mursday, however, it was only hell that froze over.

Mursday by Philly Gilly September 14, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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