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Monsday

1. The day of the week that falls between Monday, and Wednesday. It is used as a replacement for Tuesday.

2. An excuse for making a stupid mistake.
1. "Oh man! its only Monsday tomorrow!"

2. person 1- "I just gave a customer change for $100 and he only gave me $20.

person 2- "Thats such a Monsday moment!"
by Mike311 December 16, 2006
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Monsday

A day of the week which is used to pay tribute to the Mons Pubis.
And on this Monsday, we groom the hair of the Mons Pubis and pay tribute to the great mound.
by Tony Hoho May 25, 2011
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diaz monday

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016
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Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.
'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'
by NandosKnight November 11, 2013
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Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'
by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012
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Monday Dreamers

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.
"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."
by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022
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monday mouse

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."
by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA May 11, 2012
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