The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that theMontrose Effect has taken place.
A small town on the western slope of Colorado. Previously known for the highestteen pregnancy rate and a high level of meth-heads. More recently famous for a seventeen year old girl having her throat slashed in the high school before classes began one day.
People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!
1. "Montrose is such a nice quiet town."
2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice."
A town on the east coast of Scotland, north of Arbroath and south of Stonehaven. About half way between Dundee to the south and Aberdeen to the north. Home to the Montrose Basin.
The act of getting on your bad motor scooter and riding to a place you can get to in less than a day. Usually pertains to lonely farm girls who eat rock candy.
Sarah's arduous Montrose to see Arthur eased her loneliness and left her feeling hot, sweet and sticky.