Montijo

To have sex with an employee, usually of mental instability. Wordplay on "mount a ho"

"He was Montijoing her on the copy machine last night"

by KiddKlassic January 26, 2009

Montico

A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends

Montico who eats girls toes in his dreams

by Montico December 13, 2019

Montitors

Big Huge Monster Tits

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"

by Ben Christ April 16, 2008

Montejo

Having a nose bleed in a woman's vagina. Bleeding from your nose when performing oral sex(eating out)on a woman.

Jack wanted to be nasty and give a woman a montejo.

by jack12345 January 13, 2008

Montiyouk

Pure Gosu

Montiyouk = 1337

by DokouRider June 6, 2004

montio

montio means a house full of black people (i'm not racist) but a gangster guy accused me of calling something a montio when i didn't. This was in a dream

Me: Hey, how's it going
Gangster: You just called me a montio white boy, that's bringing offense
Me: i didn't whats a montio
Ganster: It's a word for a house full of black people when your dreaming

by James Baily May 18, 2006

Montionful

Zay and Dre

Omg Zay and Dre so swagy and montionful!!

by ZayDafool October 9, 2023