Montes de Oca

1. A really long last name of Spanish lineage. Literally translated it means 'Large hills with an oak forest on top' or 'Large hills with geese on top'. Most prefer the oak forest definition.

2. The bane of any standarized test takers.

"Mr. Jefferson, I need more time. My last name is 'Montes de Oca' and I've only gotten the bubbles filled up to the 'e'."

Montes de Oca by JCMdO September 28, 2008

Alan Zetina Montes De oca 

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.

???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍

Alan Zetina Montes De oca by simp:D November 9, 2021