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in romeo and juliet, the montacrew is the trio of romeo, benvolio and mercutio. otherwise known as bromeo, benbrolio, and mercutibro.
When the Montacrew left, Juliet died.
montacrew by shakespeareisgod March 30, 2019

Monacle Lewinsky 

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).
Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

Satan's Monacle 

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.
I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?
Satan's Monacle by Singster725 December 9, 2008

arabian monacle 

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.
After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
arabian monacle by cindy assclown January 14, 2008

hot monacle 

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle
Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
hot monacle by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Pearl Monacle 

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.
Pearl Monacle by Mike March 19, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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