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in romeo and juliet, the montacrew is the trio of romeo, benvolio and mercutio. otherwise known as bromeo, benbrolio, and mercutibro.
When the Montacrew left, Juliet died.
montacrew by shakespeareisgod March 30, 2019

Monacle Lewinsky 

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).
Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

Satan's Monacle 

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.
I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?
Satan's Monacle by Singster725 December 9, 2008

arabian monacle 

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.
After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
arabian monacle by cindy assclown January 14, 2008

hot monacle 

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle
Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
hot monacle by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Pearl Monacle 

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.
Pearl Monacle by Mike March 19, 2003