Monstrostitute

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution

Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.

by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008

monstrostitute

a sorostitute of inordinate size.

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.

by Pythagorus Nelson IV December 12, 2007

monstrostitute

An Uber sized unshapely Hooker Wannabe that could not sell or even give her vagina away for sexual profit or charity,
i.e That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , as well as her ass crack is contentiously in plane sight.

That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , That Monstrostitute ass crack is so massive and is contentiously dripping out the back of her shorts

by Jaynonamus June 11, 2018

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Monstrostitty

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.

I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.

by deldelacroix September 25, 2007