monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

monster eye by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

Monster eye by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

cookie monster eyes by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

cookie monster eyes by ant-tony July 31, 2009

The one eyed monster 

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

The one eyed monster by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

one eyed monster 

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

one eyed monster by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

one-eyed monster by Nick D February 4, 2004