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Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win
Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can”
Monster can test by Mantistoo August 17, 2021

monster can cock 

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
monster candy by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012

Candy-monster 

someone whom buys or eat too much candy. person may also be greedy and doesn't share their candy.
sophie is a HUGE candy-monster. she doesn't share her andy EVER.
Candy-monster by mindyola October 13, 2010

Candle Monster 

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.
The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.

The Canel Monster 

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.
The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.
The Canel Monster by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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