Monster Cookie 

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

Monster Cookie by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

monster cookie pinwheel 

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.

Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel

monster cookie pinwheel by quintippio February 9, 2010

monster cookie pinwheel 

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.

Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!

monster cookie pinwheel by kerbs July 28, 2006

blowing the cookie monster 

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

blowing the cookie monster by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

cookie monster 

Beloved Hungarian born Sesame Street regular, who fled Budapest after the 1956 Soviet Invasion. He emmigrated to Zaire (now The Democratic Republic of Congo), and taught languages to the Luba tribe, including English.

He was hired in 1967 to teach the letters of the alphabet on a PBS pilot "Sesame Street" and continued to commute between Sesame Street to his classroom in Zaire, when scheduling permitted. Houston Rocket Great Dikembe Mutombo was a former English student of his, and they often dine together in New York.

With the overwhelming fame that came from the success of "Sesame Street", Monster drew attention to issues near and dear to himself. He demonstrated outside the Soviet Embassy following the invasion of Czechoslovakia, and was a constant presence on Television round table discussions during the Polish Solidarity movement of the early 80s He is also an outspoken advocate for Diabetes research (having been diagnosed in 1962).

When the wall fell, the Cookie Monster was finally reunited with his wife Ildiko and his now grown two sons. His daughter died of mad cow disease in 1975, having never seen him again since his flight from Budapest. Hungarian television blocked access to public television, and denounced Cookie Monster as a traitor and a thief. Ildiko died in 1992 during a grease fire in her new home in Paris.

He currently lives in Monaco with his new wife Prairie Dawn and their three children. He serves as a special ambassador to the UN Human Rights committee, and is also acting as special liaison in the current Israeli-Palestinian peace talks.

The Cookie Monster is subject to seizures and violent outbursts, which have taken a toll on his furry blue intestinal tract.

cookie monster by Kermit the exiled Frog. March 13, 2008

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

cookie monster eyes by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

COOKIE monster 

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

COOKIE monster by biteme April 15, 2004