6 definition by biteme

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A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.
Me want COOKIE!
by biteme April 15, 2004

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A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.
We have cash, but screw the kids!
by Biteme November 16, 2004

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The true saviour of Mankind, Grimace Christ.
Grimace died for your sins!
by biteme April 15, 2004

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dis, belittle
You got coned when she pushed your wig back.
by biteme October 25, 2002

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A VERY premature ejaculation.
After seeing his mates pants glistening:

"dubble you tee eff mayte, did you just khrys yourself?!?"
by biteme May 08, 2004

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a band whose fans think they are unique and cool but in fact is mediocre at best.
- I'm going to a fightstar gig to listen to some proper music
- Fuck off.
by biteme January 19, 2005

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