monkeyslut

an endearing term used by a man for a girlfriend suspected of being a lesbian.

dude, she is such a monkeyslut. i think she's moved out west to commune with some carpet munchers.

by dilmonkey January 19, 2004

Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010

monkeyswitch

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl

Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."

by cms November 11, 2004

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

by Howboucha December 18, 2003

monkeysauce

The word that is at the end of the phrase that the background singers are singing in "Don't stop the music" by Rihanna. Listen to the song again, you'll hear it.

So that's the lyrics? "I'm a' say what's on my monkeysauce, I'm a' say what's on my monkeysau'"(abbreviated the 2nd time to fit the rhythm) I never knew that...?

by BigMo4Sho March 28, 2008

monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006