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an endearing term used by a man for a girlfriend suspected of being a lesbian.

dude, she is such a monkeyslut. i think she's moved out west to commune with some carpet munchers.

monkeyslut by dilmonkey January 19, 2004

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Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

Monkey Slut by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010

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Related Words

monkey-slut • dirty monkey slut • Money Slut • Monkey Slugging • Monkey Slum • monkeybutt • monkeybutter • monkeybuttpadje • monkeyshlett • monkeylump

monkeyswitch

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl

Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."

monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004

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monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

monkeybutt by Mick September 21, 2003

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monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

monkeybutt by Howboucha December 18, 2003

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monkeysauce

The word that is at the end of the phrase that the background singers are singing in "Don't stop the music" by Rihanna. Listen to the song again, you'll hear it.

So that's the lyrics? "I'm a' say what's on my monkeysauce, I'm a' say what's on my monkeysau'"(abbreviated the 2nd time to fit the rhythm) I never knew that...?

monkeysauce by BigMo4Sho March 28, 2008