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MonkeyCock

I have a MonkeyCock
by ouwseven March 13, 2022
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monkeywork

Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.
I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.
by Max Girard September 10, 2007
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monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.
by karteler July 19, 2014
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monkeylicker

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.
"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"
by Buggercakes January 3, 2004
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moneycock

1. Used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. A well endowed male. 3. Emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion.
1. "Aw, moneycock! I accidentally ejaculated on my favorite capris!" 2. (In community shower) "Matumbo, you've got some moneycock!" 3. (While entering a titty-bar) "MONEEEYYCOOOOCK!"
by Lucky Louciano April 2, 2008
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Monkeychoke

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
by Now You Know June 21, 2011
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monkeypuck

Nickname for monkey pox. Puck is an evil spirit.
Don't go get intimate with Jason, he has monkeypuck.
by monkeypuck May 24, 2022
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