MonkeyCock
I have a MonkeyCock
MonkeyCock by ouwseven March 13, 2022
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monkeywork
Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.
I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.
monkeywork by Max Girard September 10, 2007
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monkeyback
Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.
monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014
monkeylicker
A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.
monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004
moneycock
1. Used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. A well endowed male. 3. Emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion.
1. "Aw, moneycock! I accidentally ejaculated on my favorite capris!" 2. (In community shower) "Matumbo, you've got some moneycock!" 3. (While entering a titty-bar) "MONEEEYYCOOOOCK!"
moneycock by Lucky Louciano April 2, 2008
Monkeychoke
Verb/Noun
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011
monkeypuck
monkeypuck by monkeypuck May 24, 2022
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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