Monkey sock 

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

Monkey sock by mike March 19, 2004

Seattle Sock Monkey 

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

Seattle Sock Monkey by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011

sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

sock monkey by Taco January 30, 2004

sock monkey

Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.

sock monkey by Honest Abe May 13, 2005

Sock monkey lips 

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

Sock monkey lips by Airdon2 April 13, 2011

sock monkey

Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.

Kiss my sock monkey!!!!

sock monkey by scumqueen October 27, 2005

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

Sock monkey face by timsworld May 19, 2015