timsworld's definitions

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

by timsworld May 19, 2015

Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019

mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.

When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.

by timsworld January 8, 2020

wuhanphobia

the fear of anything branded wuhan, the people, the place, items produced in wuhan, and fear of any sentence that contains wuhan.

Don't let your wuhanphobia make you stutter listing places in Asia.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

matriarchaphobia

older women fearing that their bodies cant do what they used to be able to...

It was Mables 45th birthday, and the spanks she got from her girlfriends left her feeling a touch of matriarchaphobia as she realized it would take longer, this time, for the bruises to heal.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

wwgtd

What would Greta Thurnberg Do?

You should sell that gas guzzler dude, come on, wwgtd?

by timsworld July 3, 2020

ominous

an indication of difficult times ahead.

While my wife is on the phone she keeps saying to the other person, "Well, I'll have to discuss that with Tim", so ominous.

by timsworld July 16, 2020