timsworld's definitions

matriarchaphobia

older women fearing that their bodies cant do what they used to be able to...

It was Mables 45th birthday, and the spanks she got from her girlfriends left her feeling a touch of matriarchaphobia as she realized it would take longer, this time, for the bruises to heal.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

by timsworld May 19, 2015

mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.

When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.

by timsworld January 8, 2020

wwgtd

What would Greta Thurnberg Do?

You should sell that gas guzzler dude, come on, wwgtd?

by timsworld July 3, 2020

DOD

Disciple of Dan. Follower of the church of dan.

Dan's coming by this evening, all the DODs will be there.

by timsworld December 10, 2020

arctic wolf syndrome

Sufferers of Arctic Wolf Syndrom find themselves waking up in a strange bed, but not alone. Someone else is with them and is on top of their arm. The afflicted would rather chew off their own arm than move it, and risk waking up the other person.

Watch out bro, you don't want to leave with them, I know it's been a while but I wouldn't want you to wake up with Arctic Wolf Syndrome

by timsworld December 6, 2020

Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019