Definitions by timsworld

arctic wolf syndrome

You wake up in the morning in a strangers bed. A stranger you met the night before when your judgement was compromised. The stranger is sleeping on your arm. You would rather chew your own arm off than move it and chance waking them up. You have Artcic Wolf Syndrome.

Wing-man to Player: "Whatch-out there, you don't want to wake up with Arctic wolf syndrome."

arctic wolf syndrome by timsworld December 10, 2020

DOD 

Disciple of Dan. Follower of the church of dan.

Dan's coming by this evening, all the DODs will be there.

DOD by timsworld December 10, 2020

arctic wolf syndrome

Sufferers of Arctic Wolf Syndrom find themselves waking up in a strange bed, but not alone. Someone else is with them and is on top of their arm. The afflicted would rather chew off their own arm than move it, and risk waking up the other person.

Watch out bro, you don't want to leave with them, I know it's been a while but I wouldn't want you to wake up with Arctic Wolf Syndrome

arctic wolf syndrome by timsworld December 6, 2020

Salient

Parts that stick out.

I'd like to see Casandra's salient points in a sweater.

Salient by timsworld October 3, 2020

carpet nozzle 

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

carpet nozzle by timsworld July 30, 2020

ominous 

an indication of difficult times ahead.

While my wife is on the phone she keeps saying to the other person, "Well, I'll have to discuss that with Tim", so ominous.

ominous by timsworld July 16, 2020

wwgtd 

What would Greta Thurnberg Do?

You should sell that gas guzzler dude, come on, wwgtd?

wwgtd by timsworld July 3, 2020