Monkey hand 

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

Monkey hand by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Second-hand monkey-hand 

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

Second-hand monkey-hand by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Hand monkey 

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.

Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.

Hand monkey by D.Train August 22, 2010

Monkey Hands 

To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands.

Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!

Monkey Hands by Israel (Roberto Gonzalez) August 26, 2005

Monkey Handjob 

When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman

Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob

Monkey Handjob by IndecisiveMockery January 5, 2021

making money hand over fist 

visiting the sperm bank,as a means of supplemental income.

>kevin exits sperm bank<
kevins friends "hey theres kevin,wow, he's making money hand over fist"

making money hand over fist by fordman99 February 1, 2008

crazy monkey handle sex 

a person having Rectal sex with a man

I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

crazy monkey handle sex by Iscludis May 18, 2003