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Monkeypox 

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.
1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."
Monkeypox by wugugugug May 23, 2022

Monkeypox 

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.
Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.
Monkeypox by thirdwave June 10, 2003

Monkeypox 

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.
The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.
Monkeypox by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Monkeypox 

Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox
Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then
Monkeypox by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022

Monkeypox 

A nasty disease that causes big sores and primarily spread by the promiscuous LGBT community.
I guess they didn't learn their lesson in the 1980s/1990s, so here comes Monkeypox to remind the gays to have safe sex.
Monkeypox by FrankieSanz July 25, 2022

monkeybox 

Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.
monkeybox by OwenP October 11, 2007