Monkey spanker
Monkey spanker by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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Monkey Spanker
Monkey Spanker by Savannah connars April 3, 2021
south paw monkey spanker
One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
south paw monkey spanker by Emas Diez May 9, 2006
money spanker
1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.
money spanker by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009
Monkey Spunker
Monkey Spunker by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
spanner monkey
A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
spanner monkey by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Spanner Monkey
Spanner Monkey by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004
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