Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Monkey Slinging 

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.
Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.
Monkey Slinging by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

Monkey-slinger 

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

shing monkey 

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
shing monkey by Dave's World March 10, 2017

sing like a monkey 

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.
she likes to sing like a monkey at night...
sing like a monkey by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010

monkeyfling 

Obvious nonsense, uttered in an attempt to improve one's own standing within a group by decreasing that of others. Compare bullshit, bollocks
"Mallory said that Bob was cheating on Alice" - "Oh, that's just monkeyfling."
monkeyfling by GyrosGeier July 16, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more