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Monkey Sling 

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
Monkey Sling by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012
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Monkey Slinging 

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.
Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.
Monkey Slinging by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

Monkey-slinger 

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

shing monkey 

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
shing monkey by Dave's World March 10, 2017

sing like a monkey 

when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.
she likes to sing like a monkey at night...
sing like a monkey by iukek1n1 July 19, 2010

monkeyfling 

Obvious nonsense, uttered in an attempt to improve one's own standing within a group by decreasing that of others. Compare bullshit, bollocks
"Mallory said that Bob was cheating on Alice" - "Oh, that's just monkeyfling."
monkeyfling by GyrosGeier July 16, 2008
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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