Monke King

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The ruler of the Monke Kingdom. This chubby boye is fearless, he beats his fully-grown male chest before attacking his prey. This title only belongs to the greatest.

"All hail Monke King"

Monke King by Monke King February 1, 2021

Words you can keep

King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's

We worship King Monke

King Monke by King Monke August 13, 2021

king monke

the supreme leader of monke after monke god

you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments

king monke by Klng Monke June 25, 2021

Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

Monkey King by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.

The Monkey King by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

Monkey King

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

Monkey King by Drakkus October 19, 2011

monkey king 2

horny + gacha hater

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"

monkey king 2 by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026