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King Monke 

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's
King Monke by King Monke August 13, 2021

king monke 

you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments
king monke by Klng Monke June 25, 2021

Monkey King 

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.
The Monkey King by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

Monkey King 

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.
My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.
Monkey King by Drakkus October 19, 2011

monkey king 2 

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
monkey king 2 by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022