Monjid
a cute and loyal nigga
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Monidera
He got Chinese broccoli, when he wanted Canadian broccoli, so he pull a Monidera to get what he wanted.
Monidera by Tootall1990 February 4, 2010
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Monkid by Henri Matisse February 20, 2009
mojid
A type of guy who knows how to keep the ladies smiling get a girl in love with him in a few days and knows how to treat them well, is bubbly and bright character a strong believer and ring leader , has huge aspirations for the future
mojid by Youwillknowmemojo June 14, 2017
MONDIDILEYONTEZ
1. (Mon-did-dil-ey-on-tez) - as a verb, the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
2. as a noun, the word shouted during the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
3. The word used to describe and identify the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
2. as a noun, the word shouted during the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
3. The word used to describe and identify the act of one person (typically dom) intentionally smearing their not too flaccid but not fully erect penis between the ass cheeks of another to reach climax by humping in an upward/downward motion, achieving ejaculation without any actual penetration of the anal, vaginal or other available orifices/openings immediately presented and contacted in the process.
1. We've been spending a lot of time together but that doesn't mean we're dating. Just kissing, holding hands...mondidileyontez, here and there.
2. "Does it feel good?"
"Yes, baby...so soft and moist like play dough between my cheeks"
"MONDIDILEYONTEZ!!!! HUAH HUAH!"
2. "Does it feel good?"
"Yes, baby...so soft and moist like play dough between my cheeks"
"MONDIDILEYONTEZ!!!! HUAH HUAH!"
MONDIDILEYONTEZ by Cacaoboules October 19, 2023
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