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moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.
He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

MoneyMatt 

A guy who is generally compared to Murphy and rocked a bowl cut in high school but hates to admit it
MoneyMatt got a blowy from Madison Mastanish in the bathroom.
MoneyMatt by JSlammer810 April 9, 2020

Moneymaker

An inspirationally sculpted backside, often, though not inevitably, female--sufficiently compelling to disencumber the customer of his (sometimes her) money or good sense. In an golden age of amateurism, perhaps obsolete.
Put on your old grey bustle
And get out and hustle
For tomorrow the rent is due!

In the fields of clover
Let the boys look you over--
If you can't get five, take two.

(Shouted:) SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER!
Moneymaker by Buce July 14, 2005

moneymacker 

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.
Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.
moneymacker by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005

Chris Moneymaker 

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?
Chris Moneymaker by the-jerk July 23, 2007

moneyman 

in baseball, a guy who will give you a professional at-bat with the game on the line
"and with that at-bat, carl everett says: 'I'm a moneyman and with the game on the line, I'm going to give you a professional AB.'"
moneyman by m's fan May 6, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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