money train 

A train that carries money. Cannot be stopped. Can also be used to refer to any unstoppable force.

"Nothing stops the money train!"

money train by xelpmoc November 7, 2007

Da Money Train 

A reference for the hallucinogenic drug DMT.

DMT (full name Dimethyltryptamine) is a powerful hallucinogen, originally sourced from Amazonian plants but now produced synthetically. It is one of a number of drugs known as short-acting tryptamines. Its sister, 5-Meo-DMT is up to 10 times more powerful, but highly toxic. Both drugs have quick and very intense hallucinogenic effects. DMT comes in crystalline form and is usually smoked from a pipe or bong in very small doses.

Yo Bro, turn on the lights. We about to ride Da Money Train.

Da Money Train by RidenDatTrain! November 24, 2009

poppa money train 

A comical term of enderement when a man pickes up the tab for hie wife or girlfriend,

you may hear the question, ok which one of you are paying the tab

Poppa Money Train is paying the tab for my eyebrow wax

when the male pickes up the tab.

poppa money train by Momma No bucks February 26, 2010

stroking the money train 

Coaxing money out of people.

Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!

stroking the money train by yelhsasiehttseb February 14, 2021

trained monkey 

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

trained monkey by trained monkey January 2, 2008

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey 

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey by kootiger June 16, 2017

moneybrains 

Moneybrains describes the effect of a person's bank account on their self-assessment of their intelligence level in which having a lot of money is mistaken for evidence of being smart. Can be used as a noun and probably more uses as well if you are creative with language.

Hey moneybrains, everyone but you, apparently, knew that healthcare in America was complicated!

moneybrains by Eli Mckenzie May 1, 2019