money belt

A belt worn by tourists to protect their money from pickpockets.

Did you see Kathryn in that money belt? She was smokin' hot!!!

by mvhammer September 4, 2007

Money Belt

When you have had sex with a Jew.

Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.

by Paul Guay May 3, 2011

money belt

Similar to a "money shot," a money belt is when a man is having sex in the missionary position, and right before he climaxes, he pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's waistline.

After the Mayweather fight, we were banging and I gave her a money belt of my own.

by Theodore Brogan August 30, 2017

monkey brain belt buckle

When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle

To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.

by grtwhtshrk August 5, 2008