mvhammer's definitions

wino

A girl addicted to free wine. While intoxicated a wino will often spend their free time roaming aimlessly around the French country side and hooking up with guys in sleezy Paris hotel rooms. A wino can be identified by wearing a money belt.

Kathryn, are you such a wino because the wine is free or do you actually like the taste?

by mvhammer September 4, 2007

critamin

Crazy vitamin. Like crunk. The result of drinking too much vitamin water.

After a heavy night of vitamin water sampling Megan was totally critamin. GET CRITAMIN!!!

by mvhammer September 30, 2007

money belt

A belt worn by tourists to protect their money from pickpockets.

Did you see Kathryn in that money belt? She was smokin' hot!!!

by mvhammer September 4, 2007