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A belt worn by tourists to protect their money from pickpockets.
Did you see Kathryn in that money belt? She was smokin' hot!!!
by mvhammer August 27, 2007

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Crazy vitamin. Like crunk. The result of drinking too much vitamin water.
After a heavy night of vitamin water sampling Megan was totally critamin. GET CRITAMIN!!!
by mvhammer September 15, 2007

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A girl addicted to free wine. While intoxicated a wino will often spend their free time roaming aimlessly around the French country side and hooking up with guys in sleezy Paris hotel rooms. A wino can be identified by wearing a money belt.
Kathryn, are you such a wino because the wine is free or do you actually like the taste?
by mvhammer August 27, 2007

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