mvhammer's definitions

critamin

Crazy vitamin. Like crunk. The result of drinking too much vitamin water.

After a heavy night of vitamin water sampling Megan was totally critamin. GET CRITAMIN!!!

by mvhammer September 30, 2007

wino

A girl addicted to free wine. While intoxicated a wino will often spend their free time roaming aimlessly around the French country side and hooking up with guys in sleezy Paris hotel rooms. A wino can be identified by wearing a money belt.

Kathryn, are you such a wino because the wine is free or do you actually like the taste?

by mvhammer September 4, 2007

money belt

A belt worn by tourists to protect their money from pickpockets.

Did you see Kathryn in that money belt? She was smokin' hot!!!

by mvhammer September 4, 2007