The power your mother displays when you stroll into the kitchen after cutting school and being at your homies house all day playing Fortnite. You are confident that you got away with it...
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
But mom looks you in the eye and says, "long day at school, dear?"
Tween 1: "How did my mom find out that I cheated on my English quiz? I was so careful not to say anything to anyone, and I erased our conversations about it!
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
Tween 2: I don't know, dude. I didn't say nuthin'! Maybe she is" Momniscient."
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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–adjective
1. having complete or unlimited knowledge, awareness, or understanding; perceiving all things.
1. having complete or unlimited knowledge, awareness, or understanding; perceiving all things.
by jester_jax July 28, 2010
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