Mommybait

An item, person, or thing that is meant to appeal to gooners or moids that have never met a woman; often appears as a big chested, woman-looking, no-waist, slightly-muscly frame/silhouette

Bro, Lopunny the Pokemon is lowkey mommybait if you really think about it....
OR
All the male and female skins in Marvel Rivals are mommybait!

Mommybait by InhALExhALEChoingus March 4, 2026

mommynatrix 

A Mommynatrix is just as it sounds. It's a dominating woman that treats adult men and women lovers as their own little children, and does so in a sexually humiliating way, usually involving pain and embarrassment.

"Wow. Cathy has really become a Mommynatrix since she married Greg. He tells me how she treats him and it's crazy to say the least."

mommynatrix by dw8177 February 19, 2017

mommycation 

The time a mother gets to herself, when her children are away for an extended period of time.

My mommycation is over! My kids are coming back from spring break at grandma's.

mommycation by Maricusa March 26, 2009

mommybags 

n. the female rack, usually sucked on by babies and men alike (but not at the same time, (unless you're into that))

MXC: Guy: Don't tell her but the camera just zoomed in on her mommybags and she doesn't even know it. (laughter)
Women: (smiling) hey fellas! you looking at my mommybags! hey! come on! hey!

mommybags by zit boner November 15, 2004

Mommybot

A perfect, suburban wife and mother. Mommybots can often be found driving about in SUVs, escorting their perfect kids to soccer games, ballet, piano lessons, and prep school. When not occupied in this way, a Mommybot can be spotted within one of several natural habitats including, but not limited to, its kitchen, the mall, the day spa, or the bed of whomever will pay/donate to its favorite cause.
As Mommybots are not distinct entities, it's hard to differntiate between them. Some Mommybot factories, however, produce models with specific features and upgrades, though the availability if these depends on the financial status of the interested husband/purchaser. Southern California, for instance, is known for producing the most aesthetically-pleasing Mommybots, while Las Vegas manufactures the kinkiest.

"Did you know that all colleges have secret off-campus Mommybot Factories?"
"In the biz, they refer to those as 'Sororities'."

Mommybot by Other Larch June 23, 2008

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass 

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.

it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.

mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass by whymesus December 7, 2021

Mommyfactured 

Handcrafted items made by moms in their free time.

The baked goods on sale were mommyfactured.

Mommyfactured by SDBrewmeister July 31, 2011