Momma V 

The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.

Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!

Momma V by Aaamvmm October 17, 2016

Velcro Momma 

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.

Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it

Velcro Momma by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021

mommy voice 

If someone has a mommy voice they have a very soothing, calming, and seductive voice

Person 1: did you hear how she talked to me
Person 2: yeah she really has a mommy voice

mommy voice by MichaelAfton228 February 19, 2023

MOMMY VALO 

MOMMY VALO IS THE MOST COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NIA ELISE MUFFIN AND HADI
SHES HAS BROWN HAIR AND SHE HOT ASF

HAVING FUN WITH HER FRIENDS CHILLING LOVING

everyone: AYO WHERES VALO

*VALO JOINED THE CHAT *
everyone: VALOOOOOOO ILY BIG FAN FUCK ME HAVE KIDS WITH ME

mommy valo: BET

everyone: LETS GOOO

MOMMY VALO by urihvh June 23, 2021

Mommy vibes 

This is basically what someone would say to you if you have a nice seductive mommy voice

Mommy vibes
Mommy

Mommy vibes by NIGUS July 16, 2022

Mommy Vomit 

A disease which forces mothers to vomit unwelcome information all over pregnant women.

Jenn mommy vomited all over her pregnant friend when she explained how best to clean a baby that has played with their own poop.

Mommy Vomit by TamingInsanity December 30, 2010

Mommy Van 

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

Mommy Van by Libertine September 23, 2009