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Velcro Momma
Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it
Velcro Momma by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021
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mommy voice
mommy voice by MichaelAfton228 February 19, 2023
MOMMY VALO
MOMMY VALO IS THE MOST COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NIA ELISE MUFFIN AND HADI
SHES HAS BROWN HAIR AND SHE HOT ASF
HAVING FUN WITH HER FRIENDS CHILLING LOVING
SHES HAS BROWN HAIR AND SHE HOT ASF
HAVING FUN WITH HER FRIENDS CHILLING LOVING
everyone: AYO WHERES VALO
*VALO JOINED THE CHAT *
everyone: VALOOOOOOO ILY BIG FAN FUCK ME HAVE KIDS WITH ME
mommy valo: BET
everyone: LETS GOOO
*VALO JOINED THE CHAT *
everyone: VALOOOOOOO ILY BIG FAN FUCK ME HAVE KIDS WITH ME
mommy valo: BET
everyone: LETS GOOO
MOMMY VALO by urihvh June 23, 2021
Mommy vibes
Mommy vibes by NIGUS July 16, 2022
Mommy Vomit
Jenn mommy vomited all over her pregnant friend when she explained how best to clean a baby that has played with their own poop.
Mommy Vomit by TamingInsanity December 30, 2010
Mommy Van
A minivan.
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026