A female with a wide Flat Ass. Or Like a Partially deflated Beach Ball. Also Including Craters (cellulite) on Ass and Thighs.-This can vary from her wardrobe, Momma D Style Clothing, or Her actions such as Being a hard core Mom. The Eskimo term for "ASS" is Deq or Teq, so therefore we call woman with such characteristics above "MOMMA D's"!
by Eskimo Kiss*Ak May 2, 2009
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means you're not afraid of a challenge
means you're not a bitch/wimp
means you're not afraid of a challenge
means you're not a bitch/wimp
conwarf: "dude will you go stick your hand in that fire?"
brian: "of course, momma didn't raise no branner."
brian: "of course, momma didn't raise no branner."
by themoreyouknow August 5, 2016
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A big momma deadly hoot is not your typical hit of dab/cannabis. It is a huge rip that’ll have you sweating and coughing for 5 minutes straight. Not to mention it’ll have your lungs crying. It is not meant for the weak!
Me: you want a small hoot? Or a big momma deadly hoot?
Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!
Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!
by Sauciest dagger April 27, 2020
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Get the momma-dukes mug.A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
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by Benny Holme$ May 11, 2009
Get the Momma-dance mug.1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama
The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.
by N October 7, 2003
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