Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*