Momentums 

The act of listening to music while jizzing on Sennheiser Momentums

Steve - "Did you like that song?"
Aidan - "Yeah, I was having Momentums"

Momentums by Hairybiker69 March 15, 2015

bruh momentum 

the product of bruh mass and bruh velocity, and don't forget that bruh velocity is a vector value.

His bruh mass was small when his pizza rolls weren't done, so his bruh momentum was low.

bruh momentum by A spoonky July 19, 2019

Nigga Moments 

NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun

Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.

Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?

And a Nigga Moment is born.

Nigga Moments by A random Nigga March 7, 2014

family guy funny moments 

a simple ironic meme turned into a phenomenon. the origin story is that there are a ton of low-quality youtube channels that simply post clips from family guy tagged as funny moments. the comments on these videos are inhuman gibberish written by small children, thus causing a meme to be born involving incoherent praise for peter griffin, low quality heavily filtered images, and other facebook-esque garbage including "LIKE FOR A FREE IPHONE 7"

the meme is well known because it has lasted for a very, very long time,much longer than any ironic meme to date.

FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS #246: VERY VERY FUNNY WATCH NOW

family guy funny moments by just a prank, bro! March 26, 2017

top ten bruh moments 

A top ten bruh moment is not an ordinary bruh moment, but one of the top ten, as the name suggests. When one says this phrase in reaction to an incredibly sigh-worthy or devastating moment, they are implying that it is a top ten bruh moment. However, it can simply just be dropped into conversation as a response to anything, just to be annoying and cringy.

Person 1: I lost my elytra and it despawned!

Person 2: Top ten bruh moments.

top ten bruh moments by HolySnurch4Life March 19, 2019

bruh momentum 

1. When a person gets bruh'd so much that you will physically be pushed backwards by the bruh force.
2. Using an insane amount of bruh force to physically push the bruh receiver backwards.

Person 1: Ayo bruh what happened to Person 2 yesterday?
Person 3: He got hit wit da bruh momentum.

bruh momentum by i cant find a damn name July 26, 2019

Sasha Momentum 

Sasha Momentum is a quantum state spectrum resulted after a stupid action has been done by mistake naturally.

Oh no ! I did a Sasha Momentum !

Sasha Momentum by Vladorex April 9, 2021