Mom-jacked 

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

Mom-jacked by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

Mom jacket by sherdlover May 2, 2018

mom jacket

A long north face winter jacket. Longer than most coats goes past the hips and is typically a term in the Norfolk country. Originated from moms wearing these jackets to hockey games

Oh is That a mom jacket? My mom wears those northface jackets to my little brothers hockey games, there so long!

mom jacket by Suburbanchick January 9, 2018

momjacked 

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online

i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.

momjacked by polga October 27, 2010