Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

Mom-jacked by smc1991 December 16, 2014

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Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

Mom jacket by sherdlover May 2, 2018

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mom jacket

A long north face winter jacket. Longer than most coats goes past the hips and is typically a term in the Norfolk country. Originated from moms wearing these jackets to hockey games

Oh is That a mom jacket? My mom wears those northface jackets to my little brothers hockey games, there so long!

mom jacket by Suburbanchick January 9, 2018

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momjacked

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online

i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.

momjacked by polga October 27, 2010

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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