Mollysock

When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.

Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.

by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011

Mollycocked

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.

My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.

by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

Mollock

When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)

"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"

by djo76 February 14, 2012

mollysacked

A mollywhooping smack to the human sack that result in extremely swollen testicals the size of a large head of broccoli....

- "gregory cried after his friends mollysacked him, turning his sack into, what appeared to be, a large head of broccoli"

by Sir. Jesus helmes September 14, 2009

mollydooker

a left-handed person. Also mollydook.

Australian slang for a left-handed person.

molly: queer, odd
dook: hand, fist

"Ahh, I see you're a mollydooker!"

"Yes, one day the revolution will come, etc."

by Mr. Banana Socks February 17, 2005

Elees Mollywack

Elees is a gal who comes across as intimidatingly to some, but once you get to know her she is everything but.

Elees Mollywack loves public speaking.

by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

mollywock

strike, beat, thrash

I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003