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When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.
Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.
Mollysock by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011
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Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.
My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.
Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011
When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)
"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"
Mollock by djo76 February 14, 2012

mollysacked

A mollywhooping smack to the human sack that result in extremely swollen testicals the size of a large head of broccoli....
- "gregory cried after his friends mollysacked him, turning his sack into, what appeared to be, a large head of broccoli"
mollysacked by Sir. Jesus helmes September 14, 2009

mollydooker 

a left-handed person. Also mollydook.

Australian slang for a left-handed person.

molly: queer, odd
dook: hand, fist
"Ahh, I see you're a mollydooker!"

"Yes, one day the revolution will come, etc."
mollydooker by Mr. Banana Socks February 17, 2005

Elees Mollywack 

Elees is a gal who comes across as intimidatingly to some, but once you get to know her she is everything but.
Elees Mollywack loves public speaking.
Elees Mollywack by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

mollywock 

I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.
mollywock by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003