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mollywobbles 

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.
You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!
mollywobbles by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005
When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.
Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.
Mollysock by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.
My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.
Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011
The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.
Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!
Mollywop by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022
When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)
"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"
Mollock by djo76 February 14, 2012

mollysacked

A mollywhooping smack to the human sack that result in extremely swollen testicals the size of a large head of broccoli....
- "gregory cried after his friends mollysacked him, turning his sack into, what appeared to be, a large head of broccoli"
mollysacked by Sir. Jesus helmes September 14, 2009