Mollesk

jeff and mike

mmmmmmolisk

by mmmmmike ans jjjjjeff...!!!@@@###4$%% May 9, 2003

Mollusk

Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.

I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!

by Scoopalone June 1, 2014

moleskine

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.

"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."

by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.

Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2022

Moleskates

Skates with moles for wheels

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'

by sneakybitch March 20, 2009

Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

moleskin

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.

Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.

by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007