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Moleskates 

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
Moleskates by sneakybitch March 20, 2009

MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."
Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!
MOLESTAVAN by Salmndr April 10, 2008

molestabation 

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal
molestabation by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

molestaraphobia 

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.
Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.
molestaraphobia by Ya....no September 8, 2020

Molestasaurous 

I spotted a wild molestasaurous hiding in the bushes
Molestasaurous by Mesh22 December 5, 2021