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Moleskates
ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'
JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'
ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'
JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'
ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'
JEFF: 'thats what she said!'
ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'
TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'
ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'
JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'
TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'
ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'
TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'
ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'
TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'
ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'
TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'
ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'
TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'
JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'
ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'
ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'
JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'
ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'
JEFF: 'thats what she said!'
ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'
TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'
ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'
JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'
TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'
ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'
TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'
ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'
TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'
ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'
TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'
ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'
TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'
JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'
ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
Moleskates by sneakybitch March 20, 2009
Related Words
Moleyka • Mileyka • maleyka • Mollykate • Molenkamp • Moleskates • moleskava • Moleyak • Asfe-Molenkai • molly kazoo
Maleyka
Maleyka is that one friend we all have that is unlike any other, she will never judge you for who you when you tell her secrets nor will she expose them. You can talk to her for hours and never get bored because she's one of a kind. Maleyka is a friend for a reason and a friend for a lifetime. There is 1 world, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and if you have the privelage of meeting a Maleyka, boy are you lucky!!! She is modest and will never accept a compliment.
PERSON : Damn, Maleyka. You truly are amazing, I wich i could be like you
MALEYKA : Well, what can i say, it's all from God and my momma.
PERSON : No, but...
MALEYKA : I'm nothing more than a person. Period!
MALEYKA : Well, what can i say, it's all from God and my momma.
PERSON : No, but...
MALEYKA : I'm nothing more than a person. Period!
Maleyka by HOTTYQUEENQueenOfTheIslandsAno November 18, 2018
moleskava
moleskava by Lindsey Porter January 4, 2016
maleyka
Maleyka is a beautiful name for unique people. They have kind, pure hearts and can forgive quickly, but know how to deal with attention seeker and fake people. They cherish the people around them and will stand up for them in a heartbeat. If you know a Maleyka, count your lucky stars! If you like a Maleyka, just tell her, she won't bite...! Unique name.
maleyka by HOTTYQUEENQueenOfTheIslandsAno December 15, 2017
Mollykate
An awesome person who is sooo cool everyone loves her, and wants to be her friend. She's really nice and funny, but can have some weird moments. Generally has red and/or curly hair.
Mollykate by Pink&Yellow0674 January 29, 2010
Moleyak
Area between the taint and the grundle. In the same region as the gooch, yet found just a tad south. Also, a bit more spongy.
Moleyak by Mole E. Yak March 30, 2004
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