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Moleskates 

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'
Moleskates by sneakybitch March 20, 2009

Mollicate 

Pronounced: maw-le-kate, verb.

To destroy an object to a point it is no longer recognisable, most usually left in a state of disarray, a heap or scattered around the near vicinity. To shred, chew, chomp or destroy through any number of means, be it using teeth, hands or machinery. Mollication usually occurs in a state of anger, fury or disgust.
"I most certainly mollicated it."

She wanted to mollicate the drapes, they were that hideous.

The dog totally molllicated the letters put through the letterbox.
Mollicate by silverinstance August 16, 2013

MollyGameZz 

MollyGameZz a small streamer and YouTuber and the best mcyt ever
Person 1: have you seen MollyGameZz new stream and YouTube video

Person2: no send me link she sounds cool
MollyGameZz by 🤌🏻 June 6, 2021

Molly Kate (MK) 

Molly Kate known as MK is a baddie. She is a girl everyone wants to be with. Get yourself an Molly Kate, she is a total hottie.
Roland: Omg who is that baddie

Liyah: It's my bestie Molly Kate (MK)
Molly Kate (MK) by waffles_n_fries October 28, 2021
A cigarette, usually a Newport, that has been laced with Molly or MDMA.

Made popular by Duval County rapper Shawn G
"Tryna hit the mollypote?"
"Boot up off the mollypote!"
"That nigga geeking off them mollypotes!"
Mollypote by SucioDan December 24, 2016

mollyketacain 

1. MDMA, Ketamine, and Cocaine mixed together
2. Often snorted in fat bumps at electronic music festivals
3. Also referred to as the "Lotus Cocktail," in relation to the band Lotus
Joe: "Bro your eyes look crazed!"
Tom: "I know man, this dubstep is sparkling on my brain"
Joe: "How'd you get so twerped?"
Tom: "I ate a dose in the bathroom and blew some mollyketacain"
mollyketacain by hippietom April 21, 2011